I'll do one day in great detail.
Wednesday (Business Studies):
5:30AM: Wake up half off the bed after almost thinking my alarm noise was part of my dream. Fall off completely, and trip over all my LEGO as I get to the light switch. Get my computer, put on my slippers and get to the kitchen. Leave the computer to turn on while I make my breakfast (Honey Tea and Toast) and take a piss. Eat breakfast while checking emails, Facebook, YouTube etc.
6:00AM: Have a nice warm shower, followed by cutting myself over and over while shaving. Complain about the two tiny hairs near one of my nostrils I can never shave off. Get changed while watching YouTube videos. Spend 10 minutes deciding if I want to wear a normal beanie or my Ratchet hat. Beg Dad for cash-money for the bus. Make the bed.
7:30AM: Walk to the local mall. After nearly freezing to death due to the cold temperatures of the morning, I take another leak. Drag myself to the newsagents, and get a weekly bus ticket and some throat candies. Hurry up to the bus stop, and get my ticket marked off by the inspectors. Swear profusely as I watch the bus I wanted to get drive off, and sit waiting for another one.
8:00AM: Sit on a dirty bus next to old people. Usually I'll play on my PSP Vita, and occasionally look up and watch everybody else watching me.
9:00AM: Arrive at North Sydney. Run through all the pedestrian traffic and climb up 2 flights of stairs to avoid being late for class. Get in class, and talk to the people in my group for the big assessment for this class. Spend next couple of hours going on Facebook, BLF, doing assessments etc while teacher rattles off stuff.
12:00PM: Get some lunch, find all the powerpoints in class turned 'On' which annoys me. Turn them all off, prepare for another couple of hours of tedium.
4:00PM: End of class. Quickly finish off homework task so it's out of the way. Leave the building.
4:30PM: After rushing to the train station, run to the end of the platform to get on one of the emptier cars. Spend sometime dancing to my music, then get on the train and text my friends over my various annoyances from the day.
5:00PM: Get to the station. Start playing my game "How fast can I get to the traffic lights, adding a minute for every person I touch". Beat my record and feel a little satisfaction. Wait at the lights as I see my bus go by. Sprint after it, but it drives off. Wait patiently for the next one as I laugh alongside the bus inspectors who I've become friendly with.
5:15PM: Get on the bus home, this time standing up. Cramped all the way to my lungs, yet still playing with my Vita. Occasionally I look at other people and make idle conversation.
6:15PM: Arrive at Towers, the local shopping centre. Immediately start walking home while constantly scanning for bogans and CIA forgeters. Almost get run over by at least 2 cars.
6:30PM: Arrive home. Cook my own dinner while reading BLF and watching British TV on YouTube. Stuff my face with as much bacon bits as I can for desert, while casually trying to tell myself to write the article I'm getting paid to write that was due last week.
12:00AM: Finally get tired; brush my teeth, set my LEGO Darth Vader Alarm Clock. Turn light off and fall into my bed. Stay away for the next hour as I desperately gasp for air (some medical condition I think) before eventually passing out.
I'm totally loving normal.
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