King of the hill (because redconer's died)

[Potatoh]

I blow up your tank

My hill and broken tank

[Ad Bot]

[TheMrDoors]

i hand you a glass of water

but wait

it was bleach

you die

my hill

[NotBomberguy]

I rebuild the Russian empire and annex all hills and part of north American hills
my Russian hills

[Mr Queeba]

I nuke the entire hill.
My nuked hill.

[TheMrDoors]

i slap you with a stick and you roll down the nuked hill

my nuculear hill

[UltraCraftGames]

i am the 1780 hill poster

[Mr Queeba]

I slap you.
My (still nuked) hill.

[TheMrDoors]

I slap you.
My (still nuked) hill.

i nuke your nuked hill

my nuked nuked hill

[SubDaWoofer]

i nuke your nuked hill

my nuked nuked hill

i nuke your nuked nuked hill
my nuked nuked nuked hill

[TheMrDoors]

i nuked the nuked nuked nuked hill

my non-existing hill

[SubDaWoofer]

i nuked the nuked nuked nuked hill

my non-existing hill

i nuke the non-existing hill
my anti non-existing hill

[Lego lad]

I trick you into signing over the deed for the hill (greedy real-estate-agent evil laugh)

[Mr Queeba]

I fling meteors at the dinos with my finger, killing all of them.
My nuked x5 hill.

[Space1255]

I purchased the hill for eight trillion moneys
My legal hill

[Mr Queeba]

I send so many illegal immigrants to your hill that your hill becomes illegal, and then I make a town for the immigrants.
My illegal hill.