King of the hill (because redconer's died)

[Space1255]

I buy the legal rights to the hill and make it legal again
My hill.

[Ad Bot]

[crazies alt]

Somewhere, I kick a rock.
My hill.

[Space1255]

I exhale. My hellish hill.

[crazies alt]

I sleep. My hill.

[Space1255]

I exist. So long as I'm alive the hill will exist and be up for grabs. If the hill is stolen from me I use a device to kill myself thus erasing the hill.
My existentially-bound hill.

[NotBomberguy]

I exist. So long as I'm alive the hill will exist and be up for grabs. If the hill is stolen from me I use a device to kill myself thus erasing the hill.
My existentially-bound hill.

I make my own hill, create the sovihill union, and annex estonia, latvia, lithuania, belarus, ukraine, romania, bulgaria, poland, czechoslovakia, hungary, yugoslavia, and albania

[Space1255]

Heck. I ask for your hill
My hill?

[Bwopper]

I destroy your hill and form a planet, made entirely of hills

[Marios]

I dig directly to the planet's core and destabilize it, which causes the planet to become a bunch of meteorites.

Problem is, I am dead now and need time to respawn. 20 seconds, to be exact.

So you are free to reclaim the hill on the original planet.

[TheMrDoors]

i summon a demon thanks to a cult and make the demon kill you

my hill

[crazies alt]

 he's already dead dimwit
I insult someone on a forum, my hill meteorites.

[UltraCraftGames]

I hill post to get the 1301 hill post

[Marios]

I hit the hill metorites with a giant baseball bat, combining them into one giant hill when they crash on Earth.

Also, hey, I'm not dead! Better claim the hill.

My hill.

[Bwopper]

Marios gets abducted by aliens the size of the sun.

My hill.

[- Jezza -]

I create a force field around the hill which only allows the ID 48259 inside it.

Mah hill bitches!