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The Village Thread V2
Jsk2003:
I open up my first-aid kit to find, those white stripstype bandage that you wrap around your wounds, a flare gun, and a big tube of ointment to put on wounds.
I walk outside for a while to find vines, very tough vines, I cut a lot of them and store them into the cave to make something later.
After that, I start jogging and get an idea of the area. After 2 hours, I see a person sleeping in a A-Framed shelter. Hai wedge
Bushido:
After a few seconds of pacing around the island, rocks, vines, and sticks in tote, I spot two survivors, one sleeping, the other standing idle nearby. Planting a particularly long stick in the ground, I go off to find more random objects that may be useful, but instead, encounter some sort of large, thick animal, with lots of fur, toting around a piece of what looks like a blue banner on one of it's horns. Where'd he get that?
You're fighting some sort of furry animal.
This is one really, really furry animal. You really can't tell what it is by looking at it because it's got fur all over it's body. It seems docile, except for the fact and it's larger than you. You name it Conker, and start laughing about how bad this fur day is.
But it charges you, with it's big nasty horns. Did I mention the horns?
It gets the jump on you.
It tries to ram you, but gets hit in the head by a monkey throwing a coconut and forgets what it's doing. While it stumbles about, the monkey throws a coconut at your head. 5 of them to be exact. OW! BARF!
You swing in the most awesome, over-exaggerated swing you can. It doesn't seem all that effective, until suddenly, a few thousand sparks fill the air, and your opponent starts having what seems to be a seizure. When it's all over, he collapses to the ground. He still seems alive, but had 50 points of damage knocked out of him. Ouch. CRITICAL HIT! WHACK! BARF!
You win the fight!
You got a Blue Banner!
You gain 15 buffness. YOU GAIN A MUSCLE POINT!
You gain 5 cheek.
Right after looting the corpse of the creature, I take a seat on the beach. Suddenly, the tide brings in a lifeboat. Albeit mostly deflated, it is carrying a few objects, including, but not limited to, a first aid kit, a few knapsacks (With objects inside each one), and a collection of oars. Promptly after taking the objects back to camp, and tying the blue banner the creature was toting to the stick at camp, creating a flag for other survivors to see, I took a break near a palm tree.
Sorry for the KoL reference, couldn't help myself.
Defeated; Odd, furry creature.
Created; A Blue Banner
Found; 5 Oars
Found; 5 Knapsacks
Found; A First Aid Kit
Found; A Deflated Raft
Sheezy:
*Wakes up on the shore*
Owwwww...
Damnit what happ-*pause*
Shit
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ow.
I cant move.
What happened?
How am I going to get food?
Is there anyone else here?
Yeah, there is
I see that one guy fighting the giant furry looking thing.
...
:(
*collapses down into the sand*
Jsk2003:
Hmm, well I see that guy sleeping, I will not bother him, he might need his rest. OH LOOK THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE(Bushido)
Jsk runs over to the man who he does not know.
Sheezy:
pain...
But I got to get off of shore so I dont get washed into the sea...
*tries to move arm to crawl*
AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
F*CK
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