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My internet laws:
1. If I see you put [READ ASAP] or [DON'T CLICK SKIP] or [PLEASE WAIT AND WATCH], I'm going to immediately close that tab (website), skip the ad (video), or delete what you're telling me (email).
2. researchbots are easy to find, which makes you easier to delete. Randomly add me and you'll be blocked.
3. If you put a 30 second long intro on a NEW video, you're not worth watching.
3a. If you also decide to put anime music or japanese music in your intro, you're being skipped, no matter what the length.
4. Most AMVs are stuff. No exceptions.
4a. Unless the video is AMV Hell, or actually has good effects, you're OK.
4b. Fan pairings, no matter how good the editing, suck.
5. If you have poor grammar or spelling, and you make unintelligent posts, you're not worth my time.