share annoying things your friends do

[Maxwell.]

my friends act like they're gangsters and use today's slang which I just don't understand at all because I am English. They show off their $300 jordans which I just don't give a stuff about what shoes they wear, then when we play basketball or football (Soccer) they complain about me hitting them which I don't and keep trying to pretend just so they can win. 

this is why everyone hates England

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[Torin0101]

why are all of your friends loving weird
I usually just invite mine over and we play some stuff on steam or go watch a movie

[Nonnel]

the most annoying thing is how they don't exist

[mod-man]

that one friend who holds me at gunpoint when we drink sometimes

that one friend that worships me a little too much

that one friend that scratches my back/head for like 2 seconds and then stops. she has to span it across the entire class like just scratch for a good 5 minutes then stop, forget

that one friend that always asks if i want a cigarette or a bump, when she knows i dont do either

[Epicduke]

i'm usually the annoying one
unless they decide to do the same to me on garry's mod
it's only funny when they're the victim )));;;

[KickFlow]

im not supposed to do that?

That stuffs is messed up. Please tell me your friend is really a girl with a carrot.

"That stuffs messed up, but if a chick is masturbaiting in front of you, that's totally fine!"




When they screenshot my snapchats.

[#Ravencroft]

When they say they'll throw fives but don't.

[nickpb1]

When my friends roosterblock me. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Also when my bestfriends make me feel stuffty about myself which in turn forgets with my descison making

When they say they'll throw fives but don't.

PREACH

[Kohoutek]

"blockland sucks"
"why"
"because it sucks"
legit conversation I've had at least twice

also it annoys me how 1 guy says "slut" too often

[pefu19]

use facebook

[Renekar]

he keeps playing "eye of the spider" and "mining for diamonds" in class
oh wait

[BluetoothBoy]

Wow, what's up with your friends, guys? I don't really have any issues with my friends.

[Georges]

Well, there's this one friend who often offers to pay for my drinks at mobile on the run when we stop there. He'll be like, "I got it!" and I'm like, "...fine. I'll pay next time though." And guess who ends of paying next time? Not me...

Gosh darn my generous friends. XD

BTW this is a joke, I don't really find it annoying. It's the closest thing I could find to something annoying tho.

[Biohazard]

this one kid always played with scissors and twirled them around like they were loving butterfly knives. he would always lie about every situation to make himself seem cooler, too. i remember a few lies he told

"my pokemon yellow is special pikachu edition" "all yellow is special pikachu edition" "but mine's special"
"i have dark matter in a jar"
"my house smells like hemp all the time because i smoke so much"
"i revived a squirrel with a necronomicon, and it screams in my closet every night"
"one time i was at a diner and the bassist from disturbed walked in taught me how to play"
"i was standing outside this morning for 4 hours and there was a perfect circle around me where snow didnt touch"
"my mom left me in the shed for a whole summer without any food"
"my moms a cunt" she's a really nice lady actually, loving liar

[Mr Man]

One of my friends from my old school (who is famous for being a huge brony and a clopper) asked me if I wanted to do bondage stuff with him last year. Ok, so I said yes, but we never ended up doing anything.

this one kid always played with scissors and twirled them around like they were loving butterfly knives. he would always lie about every situation to make himself seem cooler, too. i remember a few lies he told

"my pokemon yellow is special pikachu edition" "all yellow is special pikachu edition" "but mine's special"
"i have dark matter in a jar"
"my house smells like hemp all the time because i smoke so much"
"i revived a squirrel with a necronomicon, and it screams in my closet every night"
"one time i was at a diner and the bassist from disturbed walked in taught me how to play"
"i was standing outside this morning for 4 hours and there was a perfect circle around me where snow didnt touch"
"my mom left me in the shed for a whole summer without any food"
"my moms a cunt" she's a really nice lady actually, loving liar

now that's what I call edgy