diagnose the above user

[Lego lad]

someone peed on you

[Ad Bot]

[ThatRandomGuy]

Stepped on a lego, piercing the lower foot and leading to muscle damage.

[Rabbot32]

You've got richarddongsnakedie.
It makes you spout incoherent gibberish until a buildup of inhaled saliva drowns you. The only treatment is to put a hole in your lungs to drain the fluid. The effects are permanent. There is no cure.

[TomsHere]

You have had overexposure to Harambe, which caused permanent cancer resulting in a slow and painful death.
There may have been other causes, such as FNAF and Undertale fanbases, but Harambe is the leading cause of cancer.

[ahoy]

12 year old cringe syndrome

[ThatRandomGuy]

Bipolar depression.

[DELL]

You have severe Reich-ism

[eboyblue10]

you appear to be suffering from a major case of politics

[Blockhead22102]

Cancer and Ebola - WebMD

you have been diagnosed with severe autism

Severe Autism

Skyrocketing autism.

way to be original guys

[DELL]

you suffer from radiation poisoning

[Foopster]

hypertension and diabetes

[p0rtalGeek]

lasagna addiction

[crazies alt]

impression
its the opposite of depression