So some bitch from my school took a selfe with my bike and now makes fun of me.

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Shes like 12, stop loveualizing her, that's gross.
She is clearly older than 12... she is probably like 16-18

hammer nails into a bat
cut open one of those huge plastic bats
put nail bat in plastic bat
confront dorks
smash plastic bat open and show them nail bat

bonus points if nails are rusty for bonus tetstar fish

hammer nails into a bat
cut open one of those huge plastic bats
put nail bat in plastic bat
confront dorks
smash plastic bat open and show them nail bat

bonus points if nails are rusty for bonus tetstar fish
Even more bonus points if you cover it in semen

hammer nails into a bat
cut open one of those huge plastic bats
put nail bat in plastic bat
confront dorks
smash plastic bat open and show them nail bat

bonus points if nails are rusty for bonus tetstar fish
if you dont say abra cadabra or some wizard stuff you'd be wasting your time op

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« Last Edit: November 27, 2014, 08:32:56 PM by Renderman In A Bowl »

i think this is fake
i looked at her profile, seen no picture with a bike.



Post privacy is set to friends of friends. You can't see it unless you're friends with some of her friends.

so wait did they actually steal OP's bike or just threaten to?


so wait did they actually steal OP's bike or just threaten to?

Threatened to. Though, to me it seemed like usual teenage poking fun, honestly. It seemed more joking than anything, and he took it a bit... rough.

Someone needs to be outside more and practice socializing. that's all I'm going to say.
look I'm not picking on you. i have some social awkwardness too. just practice.

If you get tired of here,  slap the bitch in the face and the tell her to not be a loving pain in your ass.


That's how I would solve the problem.

Bitch with a capital "C"! loving slap that ugly cunt and tell her not to forget with you. Women are equal, so it's okay.

Bitch with a capital "C"! loving slap that ugly cunt and tell her not to forget with you. Women are equal, so it's okay.
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it appears I'm not the only one who thought of this as an acrostic

if you dont say abra cadabra or some wizard stuff you'd be wasting your time op
"abra cadabra, my foot is now up your ass"