Author Topic: It is dark, and you are alone.  (Read 8416 times)

You wake up next to Newspeed and Furling

no dragon forget off

>Avoid touching the light; try feeling the walls instead

Attempt reaching your ding dong with your mouth

walk and feel around for any surrounding walls, if there aren't any, get the forget outta town
You walk around a bit looking for a wall, but you can't find one.
drink some water you thirsty forget
No water to be seen, but you feel almost bloated as you are right now...
WOAH nonnel you gotta let him atleast taste if its drinkable first
hey, guy, that red globe thing
its falling remember?
You look at the red light. It appears to be spherical. It is suspended in place but you don't know by what, and it is not moving. But there still seems to be a trail coming off the top of it as if it were falling.
You wake up next to Newspeed and Furling
You imagine a deaf guy babbling on about random news stories and a person that's constantly denying that he's attracted to cartoon horses. These figments of your odd imagination fade away.
>Avoid touching the light; try feeling the walls instead
You search around once more for a wall, but cannot find one.
Attempt reaching your ding dong with your mouth
You are not nearly that flexible. Probably wouldn't be a great idea to try and bend that much with how bloated you are feeling.

The red sphere starts flashing between a blue and red light.


Status:
Bloated
In a dimly lit area
Alone

how are you bloated again? you didn't eat anything.
also check if that red sphere is still emitting heat, I think its a miniature sun made by alien tech.
Try to find any metal rods around you toss it at the sphere
metal or anything. If it goes in, its gotta be a tiny sun. If it breaks, then I have no idea.

You said he fell in water!

Shout a monkey mating call and hope for help

okay guys im gonna take this seriously and stop making stuff up

You decide to feel your way back to see if it's possible to go back. You feel a few spikes and decide to walk towards the light. You wont stay in Hell anymore, your headed towards the light.

you're*
also let op do this; search in water for metal rods again

Remember those blind-ball-busting lessons I taught you and be ready for foes to approach you so u can infertilize em!

how are you bloated again? you didn't eat anything.
also check if that red sphere is still emitting heat, I think its a miniature sun made by alien tech.
Try to find any metal rods around you toss it at the sphere
metal or anything. If it goes in, its gotta be a tiny sun. If it breaks, then I have no idea.
The land around you is flat. No rods to speak of. The still flashing light doesn't seem to be emitting any heat.
You said he fell in water!
You remember... falling... burning... punching a wall...

What the hell? This can't be right, this can't be where you were! You are uninjured and at the light!

Shout a monkey mating call and hope for help
You make your best howling monkey impression. Not even an echo.
okay guys im gonna take this seriously and stop making stuff up

You decide to feel your way back to see if it's possible to go back. You feel a few spikes and decide to walk towards the light. You wont stay in Hell anymore, your headed towards the light.
Who in the hell are you?
Remember those blind-ball-busting lessons I taught you and be ready for foes to approach you so u can infertilize em!
You look around for a bit. You thrust your foot forward in an awkward karate kick and... You felt something! You don't see anything, but you felt something!

You faintly hear: "He's seizing! Turn him over and strap him up!"

You fall and begin expelling a large quantity of sea-water from your mouth.


You wake up.


Status:
Suspended by straps
Looking at a grated floor
Expelling a large volume of sea-water
Hearing a siren and people yelling

Are you still alone?

look if their humans
"seizing"
don't do anything stupid now, this seems serious, if your strapped you moustve done something
this isn't sea water is it, isn't it just puke or some sh- I mean your 'bloated' so
"a siren" is this war


you've always loved being in bondage ever since you were a kid

moan for your dominatrix~