What's the most expensive thing you've stolen?

[Brickitect]

Uh, I don't steal. That's wrong.

[Ad Bot]

[McZealot]

in elementary school i stole a wedding ring from the school nurse's desk

...

and then felt bad and feigned illness in class (it was tomato soup fake vomit lol) so i could go down there and slip it back in like 2 days later

[Skateaton]

It's not the most expensive THING but i managed to score a good one, all at the same time.

2x Monster Energy Drinks (nasty don't drink it anymore)
2 boxes of condoms (literally for stuffs and giggles and to show off)
1 Huge bag of M&Ms
2 Sunglasses (cheap 20$ pair)
1 Phone charger
1 16gb USB Stick
1 pair of stuffty headphones
2 packs of 5 gum
4 lighters

all in 10 minutes. In and out. The dude behind the counter was lazy as forget and I was with a bunch of friends and wanted to impress them. I am so glad I got away with it, but I got caught a couple days later at the same store trying to pull off an even bigger stunt.

don't steal. getting caught is 3spooky5me and it just hurts people who own the store and that's not nice. I've since stopped.

[Rigel]

16GB Flash Drive? Nice one!

[McZealot]

16GB Flash Drive? Nice one!

... those are like $5

[foulprairiedog]

i accidentally a book from the front of the store when i was little
i didn't know it wasn't free
i mean, it was at the front of the store.

[c]

the declaration of independence

[Daswiruch]

... those are like $5

back in like 2010, 1gb usb flash drives used to be $5 iirc

[Nal]

the white house

[Awesomebread²]

a pack of tic tacs

[AcornCake]

i asked a friend to borrow a pen during summer school.


i think i used that same pen earlier today

[Tezuni 2.0]

was drunk at a big halloween house party and just walked out with two costco size bottles of spiced rum

that did not end well at all..

[Blockaium]

once i stole someones car air freshener, not out of their car though. it was in their car. it wasnt in the wrapping though

[SWAT One]

the declaration of independence

Might you be Nicolas Cage?

[grunterdb1951]

Once me and a bunch of friends, aka like half of the class, decided to make a break for it with our desks and chairs with a message left behind for our teacher to stop being a richard. Luckily I was only suspended for one week.