Author Topic: What's the most expensive thing you've stolen?  (Read 5682 times)

I stole everything in Monaco

In 3rd or 4th grade I accidentally walked out of the school library with a few Goosebumps books without checking them out. Still have them to this day.

idk. maybe it was a radio off of my neighbors junked boat. but now that i think of it, the pack of 5 gum i stole when i was 6 was prolly worth more than that radio

idk at sephora theres these really expensive face treatment things and it was worth like $70

I'm being srs tho lol

what the hell lol

i stole a bunch of xanax from an incapacitated thugster at a backtoschoolnight kickback sort of event

$40 U-Lock.

Saw the price, was like lol forget that and put it in my bag.

All these years of living with the truth, nobody else knows this but I... I-I... I stole a... a pencil. I'm sorry. I'm sososoooo sorry... Turn me in... I'm ready to face the consequences...

I can vaguely remember the time where I stole a butter knife when I was an infant.

I can vaguely remember the time where I stole a butter knife when I was an infant.
"Now lets see that bitch try to steal my bottle!"

I stole a peanut from this squirrel outside my house

heaps of peoples pens and pencils and stuff
also a box of tic tacs when i was 3

you know what come to think of it i did find a 20 dollar bill on the floor at a hollywood connection place a few years back

i guess i stole it because i didn't think about returning it to the staff

f/k l/w

I don't think I've ever intentionally stolen anything.

I stole a Wii from my school.

And various computer parts from the computer lab, and electronics from the robotics room.

Just straight up $500 from my friend's mom when i was like 13. Aren't i a good person.