Would You Rather? - BLF Edition

[Derontchi]

Just a simple game of "Would You Rather?", I'll go first. After you answer, ask one of your own. Try to make it difficult!

Would you rather serve a prison sentence for rape or be an innocent man with only rapists as your friends?

[Ad Bot]

[}]Crazy[{]

um option 1 duh

would you rather become the best man in the world or own best things in the world

[Derontchi]

stuff, I guess best man so people would give me free stuff

Would you rather be stranded in the desert without clothes but with food and supplies, or in the tundra with clothes but no food and supplies?

[TristanLuigi]

That's easy, the desert. You don't need clothes in a desert, but you do need food in a tundra.

Would you rather be more intelligent but less empathetic, or vice versa.

[Derontchi]

That's easy, the desert. You don't need clothes in a desert, but you do need food in a tundra.

Would you rather be more intelligent but less empathetic, or vice versa.

You do need clothes because of the sunburns and heat strokes and stuff
Not to mention the cold night temperatures

Skip me

[}]Crazy[{]

this ones tricky, but id rather be more intelligent.
would you rather  or 

no this isn't serious, this is
would you rather eat an ice cream sundae or eat an ice cream on a sunday

[Jonathant1]

I rather just eat an ice cream sundae

Would you rather be isolated on the planet Pluto, or Mars?
ignore the fact that you arnt actually able to survive there, just pretend you're able to

[newspeed12]

Mars because pluto isn't even a planet

Would you rather be tied to me or outpact?

[Rigel]

You, I think we could have quite a bit of things to discuss.

Would you rather forget a goo-girl, (Slightly corrosive!) or be sucked off my a tiger woman? (Sandpaper tongue.)

[blazerblock2]

what the forget is a goo girl

[Zanaran2]

why yes I would be glad to do ___ over ___

would you rather get pissed off then pissed on or pissed on then pissed off?

[Rigel]

1st, adds to the rage.

Would you rather stub your big toe, or wedge your thumb with the door?

[KickFlow]

stub your big toe I've done both.

Get your richard caught in the garbage disposal, right eye poked out.

[sojolala]

right eye, i can live with that and still have love amirite

would you rather be a researchstar or be gay

[Tumbleweed]

how about a gay researchstar 

Would you rather poop out 400,000 gallons of mayonnaise or 1 shuriken