The horrid cow legs that eat everything insight appeare to make everything purple by stuffting it out in a massive stuff that it imploads into a Higgs boson. which due to the emence gravity and pressure exploades in such a massive force that it made the Big bang look like a party popper. This causes everyone to learn the secrets to the uninverse and know the ultimate question and answer to life, the universe, and everything. This causes the universe to disappeare and due to a paradox emeadiatly being replaced with a universe much far strainger then the previous. God was born and bought life thoughout said universe and everyone became pissed and...
(this happens in less then half a second)