Author Topic: North Korea threatens war on US over Kim Jong-un movie  (Read 9133 times)


A little off topic, but where does this gif even come from?

A little off topic, but where does this gif even come from?
no idea




north koreas a joke. so small, and yet such a big "bad ass" personality. they show off all that outdated tech but have nothing to fire it at (except the newborn women and south Koreans)

our tanks n stuff would be rolling into pyongyang within a few days, bring it on nk

I just want to know why this MiG has a balkenkreuz on it
Mig-29 was in service throughout the warsaw pact. When the berlin wall fell, the two germanies united formed one united military. The Mig-29's were used for a short while, then they were sold to Poland and other bothers. Other's were scrapped or made as museum pieces. Tons of East German equipment got scrapped or sold.

north koreas a joke. so small, and yet such a big "bad ass" personality. they show off all that outdated tech but have nothing to fire it at (except the newborn women and south Koreans)
All they have to do is rush and take Seoul and hold it. Their military is a bit dated, but they still have some chance to perform a capable offensive for a few days. On the other hand North Korea has lot of mountains, hills, tunnels, and villages, which makes it a fortress. Tanks and IFVs/APCs can't simply blitzkrieg through high terrain. A lot of valleys and narrow roads can become congested with vehicle wreckage which can make advancing further more difficult. An attacking army requires ammo, fuel, and spare parts. Those hills can hide infantry and anti air.  They can just lay out some mines and ambush an unsuspecting enemy, any supply aircraft flying over can be ambushed by infantry equipped with MANPADS, a AAA, or AA.

They are also known to store things underground. So they can roll equipment out and hide it again, plus with sams everywhere, you can't just bunker buster everything until the problem goes away without losing some multimillion dollar jets. Flares aren't going to save your ass from radar guided missiles, and modern radar systems render chaff worthless. Infrared missiles can still target SEAD(Suppression of Enemy Air Defenses and DEAD(Destruction of enemy air defense) planes.

Other things to consider are the numbers of sick and hungry people and how primitive the place is. Ground forces are going to be dealing with malnourished people, sick people, contaminated water, soil which is home to tons of harmful microbes, and some crazy loyalists.

The also maintains a small garrison, so most of the fighting would be done by South Korean's while the US and NATO forces provide support.

considering that the coast of nk nearest to pyongyang isnt rocky ass cliff stuff, we could do a naval invasion and march our way to their capitol lickety split

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So what you're saying is that fighting a war there is going to be like fighting in a Viet Cong scenario of lots of guerrilla warfare and traps, and that invasion could be costly?

considering that the coast of nk nearest to pyongyang isnt rocky ass cliff stuff, we could do a naval invasion and march our way to their capitol lickety split
isn't their navy larger than britains

So what you're saying is that fighting a war there is going to be like fighting in a Viet Cong scenario of lots of guerrilla warfare and traps, and that invasion could be costly?
Basically it's mix of Conventional and Unconventional warfare that could be too costly.

Assuming North Korea Attacks first, I'd assume the attack would last two-three days and NATO would counter attack. The first couple weeks would be conventional fighting. The rest would be small clashes drawn out over a period of months. Basically the goal would be to deplete north korea's resources, break their morale, and eliminate the regime.

Assuming this is the same china from 1956, they could counter attack and try to maintain a puppet state/buffer zone. However this China doesn't seem willing to help it's neighbor. If some sort of COUP or rebellion occurred, then it might cause concern for China.

Now if Dennis Rodman's Pal suddenly died, or their was a coup/rebellion, and there was no war, china could be their to send peace keepers to grab as much as possible before South Korea can grab any land.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 03:10:31 AM by Harm94 »

the article was from june btw

either way NK is funny they give me a giggle

These are Allies of the US though...

-Israel
 -Great Britain
 -Australia
 -Canada
 -South Korea
 -Poland
 -Turkey
 -Japan
 -Mexico
 -Taiwan
 -Palestine
 -Thailand
 -Spain
 -Portugal
 -New Zealand
 -Hungary
 -Czech Rep
 -The 3 Baltic States (Lit, Lat & Estn)
 -Romania
 -Slovakia
 -Slovenia
And Russia but we're kinda rough with Russia right now.

Forgot Germany dude..

mfw i want them to start a war so that in decades there will be a chapter in history textbooks describing how a war was started over james franco and seth rogen crossing the lines with a hilar movie that has a 45% rating on rotten tomatoes at best