Weird stuff you believed in when you were a kid V.?

[tnatsissA]

I used to believe in god 

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[carolcat]

kissing made you pregnant and the baby would pop out at a random time
the dvd player in my bedroom was spying on me
the faucets on the bathtub would break and the house would flood

[naturemon]

I used to believe if I did some random gesture (was like some power up gesture out of an anime) and imagined a flash I'd become stronger and faster.

[AtlasBlue]

girls pissed out of their ass

[dudeman162]

I didn't have any of these weird stuff y'all believed in because I read lots of educational books at a young age.

I used to believe in god 

[PurpleSir]

i used to think girls had richards too

[carolcat]

I didn't have any of these weird stuff y'all believed in because I read lots of educational books at a young age.

the latter two on mine were because of nightmare i had and the kissing one was because of how my parents worded their explanation of how they got my sister and i. i outgrew it pretty quick.

[Awesomebread²]

if i left the bottom of my wrists uncovered at night someone would cut them

[xHerobrinex]

i used to think that one's pee was stored in their ballsack. oh boy

[Katadeus]

I thought that trees were brown and the sun was yellow

[Malleo100]

testes were bones

[McJob]

god

This took longer than I thought.

[Heitmeyer²]

i thought love was a female and male kissing when naked up until i was about 9, when i learned what it actually was

[Jaxx]

i thought flexing my muscles was actually making my blood flow really hard. i knew about muscles. don't ask.

[Maxwell.]

nothing really, or I can't remember, but I watched too much TV when I was younger and I thought they animate cartoons by setting up a robot with black outlines around it and film it, I used to think that if I put a tape in to watch it the makers of this tape would be playing the tape just for me to watch it, there's so much stuff I thought about TV back then

I hate my younger self for this why did I ever watch TV jfc I'm a weird kid because of it