Author Topic: Weird stuff you believed in when you were a kid V.? (Read 3824 times)

Nonnel · December 15, 2014, 12:03:50 PM

vaginas were round
babies were born out the butt
gay love was just swordfighting

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K1ng_0f_N0thing · December 15, 2014, 12:59:20 PM

-Turning signals in my car magically knew where the car was going
-Someone would wake me up in the middle of the night and brutally murder me and my family
-I would walk out of the shower and a serial killer would be waiting there (I might have been a bit older though)

Ladios · December 15, 2014, 01:00:37 PM

I used to believe people in the government had our best interests in mind. How naive was I.

the hacker · December 15, 2014, 01:04:02 PM

I thought sucking someone's richard would make it bigger.

Total Logic · December 15, 2014, 01:15:29 PM

I thought the word piss was another word for apple juice, And I would go to the cafeteria and be like:

"Hold on, I have to go get a bottle of piss, The lunch lady forgot it again."

Jesus.

�l��kf�ce · December 15, 2014, 01:17:36 PM

i also thought all the big kids and teens were jerks that were out to get little kids like me

Alyx Vance · December 15, 2014, 01:18:30 PM

Quote from: Nonnel on December 15, 2014, 12:03:50 PM

babies were born out the butt

Glad I'm not the only one.

The Brighter Dark · December 15, 2014, 01:22:06 PM

I thought dribbling in basketball was a really new rule

Tudoreleu · December 15, 2014, 01:23:01 PM

when i was small my mom told me that women don't have richards and instead pee out of 'a hole'

from that moment all the way until i watched research for the first time i thought the 'hole' was super tiny

the hacker · December 15, 2014, 01:23:22 PM

Quote from: XR-7 on December 14, 2014, 11:34:39 PM

Everyone in the world was just like me, thought like me, and enjoyed every second of my company.

This is on the autism spectrum.

I thought everyone on YouTube was famous. I treated IcyGamma like a celebrity.

XR-7 · December 15, 2014, 01:37:18 PM

Quote from: the hacker on December 15, 2014, 01:23:22 PM

This is on the autism spectrum.

I've been considered for Asperger's.

Dallas Dick Kicker · December 15, 2014, 02:30:05 PM

i used to believe some fat man in a red suit would climb down peoples chimney and leave wrapped boxes next to a tree with a bunch of lights, and eat all of the cookies and drink all the milk

ghost_man · December 15, 2014, 02:30:38 PM

black people could read minds
meditation made you float
you could make your own eyes pop out by rolling them

Ipquarx · December 15, 2014, 02:33:05 PM

I used to believe nostalgia was pronounced "nuh-glass-tia"
I used to believe the bladder is where the testes are

Alyx Vance · December 15, 2014, 02:35:36 PM

Quote from: Ipquarx on December 15, 2014, 02:33:05 PM

I used to believe the bladder is where the testes are

This as well, I thought if you pressed against them it'd make you pee