Harry Potter: hey
a time traveller: psst
Harry Potter: tell me the future
a time traveller: dumbledoor dies
Harry Potter: i need it
Harry Potter: oh man
a time traveller: snape kills him
Harry Potter: nono
Harry Potter: I KNEW IT
Harry Potter: HE BAD ISN"T HE
a time traveller: yep
Harry Potter: should i kill him
a time traveller: yes
Harry Potter: or it will mess the future
a time traveller: he's in his meth lab
a time traveller: just stab him a few times
Harry Potter: wait
Harry Potter: and azkaban
a time traveller: might cause a grandfather paradox
a time traveller: but whatever.
Harry Potter: i'm fifteen
a time traveller: god damn
a time traveller: you're practically a young adult
a time traveller: you must learn to stab someone
Harry Potter: grandfather paradox
a time traveller: right now
Harry Potter: what
Harry Potter: no
a time traveller: stab
Harry Potter: i got to study
a time traveller: stab snape
Harry Potter: stab is bad
a time traveller: make sure
a time traveller: he dies
a time traveller: wait, is this on a encrypted line?
a time traveller: someone's banging on the door
Harry Potter: hermione gonna kill me if i go to azkaban and trust me she bad
a time traveller: OH stuff IT'S SNA-
This is a conversation between Your Passive Aggressive Mother and yourself, a time traveller.
a time traveller: mom
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: son
a time traveller: no
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: you...
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: you just
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: spend
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: all day in that room
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: with your
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: thing
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: tell me
a time traveller: please mom
a time traveller: i must kill Riddler
a time traveller: for the best
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: do you even know the time of day?
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: Riddler?
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: that manic who killed all dem jews?
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: who
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: what?
a time traveller: wait
a time traveller: why do you have a mustache
a time traveller: are you
a time traveller: Riddler
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: :O
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: SON GIVE ME A MIRROR
a time traveller: i loving knew it
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: YOU DONE IT NOW
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: YOU MESSED WITH IT TOO MUCH
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: GO REVERSE IT
a time traveller: i cannot fix the past
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: REVERSE WHAT EVER YOU"VE DONE TO THAT
a time traveller: i told everyone's fate
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: noo...
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: no jhonny why
a time traveller: no
a time traveller: my name
a time traveller: is adolf
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: d...a...
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: g.
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: I...
a time traveller: no
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: (implodes)
a time traveller: i must fix what i did
Your Passive Aggressive Mother: (sploshes into a pool of gash)
a time traveller: i must
a time traveller: go back to the future
