Literally just lost virginity

[ThatRandomGuy]

any tips

Yeah a Condom tip! -slow sarcastic laugh- Hehe heh heeeh....  I am taking this thread not very serious

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[Jubel]

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

[McJob]

Yeah a Condom tip! -slow sarcastic laugh- Hehe heh heeeh....

[Victor Von Doom]

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Mhmmmm ;)

[Nickelob Ultra]

Dunno why but my first instinct is to post here

My first instinct was to order pizza and have it delivered to my apartment as I walked back.  Your priorities are so wrong.

[ThatRandomGuy]

My first instinct was to order pizza and have it delivered to my apartment as I walked back.  Your priorities are so wrong.

I'd just lay in bed, sleep, THEN order pizza!

[Trifax]

Congrats, dude. Proudda you.

[#Ravencroft]

My first instinct was to order pizza and have it delivered to my apartment as I walked back.  Your priorities are so wrong.

I slept til noon, your priorities are wrong :o

[Bisjac]

my first time i just cried a lot after.

good on you bro

[Nickelob Ultra]

I slept til noon, your priorities are wrong :o

In my defense it was dinner time.  Great pizza tho.

[Trifax]

my first time i just cried a lot after.

good on you bro

You poonslayer, you.

[ThatRandomGuy]

In my defense it was dinner time.  Great pizza tho.

My checklist:
1). find hot chick
2). bang
3).sleep
4). wake up, drink a crap ton of milk
5). order pizza
6). lay in bed then wonder who the forget is in your bed.

[Bisjac]

thats how we success roll

[ThatRandomGuy]

thats how we success roll

Probably explained in the movie, its in VHS tape and I don't want to get up to dig it out of a box...

[Ayxrion]

made in 2 minutes!