http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
you can always just read off of this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17fGhNC6bBn I can't do this
"He rolled a giant footlong fudge bullet on my breasticles just so he could gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Within no time, I could feel the stuffty rooster snot foaming from my mud flap and all over my flappy meal. My throat was so full of cunt stretcher and love piss, the snake pudding was draining down my chin and onto my love bubbles." I read kind of fast too