The salty spatoon

[Lady_Sevacre]

im so tough i pull the usb out...
                    ...without safely removing.

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

I'm so nail I milked a bowl of tough for breakfast

had any without

[Prokiller10]

I'm so tough, I speedran Looney tunes racing and got 42 minutes sub.

[hodot]

i-i'm so tough, i ate cereal this morning

without my bib

[the hacker]

I watched Grave of the Fireflies without crying and I played Every Day the Same Dream without feeling like stuff afterwards.

[Mr Man]

I'm so tough I stepped on a Lego and only cried for half an hour

[Camera]

I cooked my meal, without activating my almonds

[gr8dayseth]

How tough am I? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words.

nah jk that bowl of milk without nails was delightful

[KoopaScooper]

I'm so tough you can suck my nuts.

[hodot]

I'm so tough you can suck my nuts.

swag

[Nonnel]

omg I watched this episode yesterday

OP is a weenie

[CCCPancakes]

I'll have you know I opened a CSGO case and got a scout slashed and only cried for 20 minutes!

[SquartleTurtle]

im so tough my balls dropped when i was an embryo

[WaterOre]

im so tough my balls dropped when i was an embryo

He isn't lying.

[Kochieboy]

I'm so tough, I replaced a cpu and memory card during winter, wearing a sweater and not using an anti-static mat or wristband.