welp. there goes my career in law enforcement

[Doughboy]

3. That's a cigarettegy europoor law. gj europoors.

but it was enacted by congress..?
dunno where europe is involved in this

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[TheABELBOTO]

tbh his voice makes him sound like a total tool, but interesting facts i guess. the suggestions are more interesting.

[McZealot]

so I live in Oklahoma and I've written fiction in which individuals are murdered
in fact I have a 75K text based game in my sig about killing bad guys :l

[Mouse droidz 21]

So if I draw a bunch of stick figures being killed, or a bunch of stick figures in a war in Oklahoma I will be arrested?

[Oasis]

Here's the deal, there's stufftons of laws that are ridiculous and never enforced.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Here's the deal, there's stufftons of laws that are ridiculous and never enforced.

In a state in the US it is illegal to cross the border driving with a chicken on your head.

[WaterOre]

Here's the deal, there's stufftons of laws that are ridiculous and never enforced.

It's illegal for women to dress as Santa in my state.

[Blocky943]

"ur in a pub wivv ur m8s wotchin the game"

[McJob]

"ur in a pub wivv ur m8s wotchin the game"

You sound like everybody I know.

[Harm94]

A lot of dumb laws way back when have been made. A police department can still hire you even if had one or two drinks under age and smoked a joint or two.

Also if you don't like writing essay or writing at all, I don't recommend pursuing a career in law enforcement at all because that is one of the most paper work intensive jobs out there. The average police report is 10 to 11 pages minimum.

[Malin Prosper]

That means literally everyone on the internet has broken the law for creating an alias.

What the forget?

That's why I don't support the governments, gg no re.

[Zack]

Can somebody post a list so I don't have to listen to this dumb cunt speak?

7) Betting over $2,000 for gambling purposes is illegal, and can land you up to 10 years in prison.

6) Connecting to any wireless network you don't own or have permission to use is illegal, with a prison sentence of at least 2 years, with a possible minimum fine of $10,000.

5) Using an alias online. (Yes, literally all of us who don't use our real names online are breaking a law.) Possible sentence of 5-20 years in prison.

4) In some states, it is illegal to write (for this law: Illinois)  "Disturbing Fiction", and being caught writing material someone finds offensive, you can be fined up to $1,500, and 30 days in jail.

4.5) Writing a fictional story in Oklahoma where a character in the story is killed or is injured will net you up to 10 years in prison.

3) In certain parts of the US, and in the UK, it is illegal to be drunk in a bar.

2) It is illegal to sing "Happy Birthday" in public, due to copyright issues.

1) In most parts of the US, it is illegal to own/use? a permanent marker or aerosol can in public while under the age of 18.

[Tetro Block]

Who comes up with this anyway? Ay', When did I say I want you to control my money?



Also these two I find interesting since I am a computer guy, and I know these are extremely difficult to enforce example: If you had entered a "false e-mail" they wouldn't know who the hell you were, especially if you did it on a public computer.

5) Using an alias online. (Yes, literally all of us who don't use our real names online are breaking a law.) Possible sentence of 5-20 years in prison.

6) Connecting to any wireless network you don't own or have permission to use is illegal, with a prison sentence of at least 2 years, with a possible minimum fine of $10,000.

Ya think? Who's gonna even know who did it?



And this one, pfft.

7) Betting over $2,000 for gambling purposes is illegal, and can land you up to 10 years in prison.

Why the hell should they have a say on what I do with my money. (Not that I would bet $2000 but why should they stop you?)

[Mr Man]

5) Using an alias online. (Yes, literally all of us who don't use our real names online are breaking a law.) Possible sentence of 5-20 years in prison.

Well, nice knowing you guys

[portify]

Ya think? Who's gonna even know who did it?

The person operating the wireless network