
Blockhead somehow manages to miss his shot entirely, exploding a bunch of random Landscapers in the distance. He fires again, using up the last shot the Ion Cannon has. His empty weapon is automatically discarded.
Ballas (BOSS!) used
Enhanced Reflexes to dodge the ion cannon round, and manages to shove two of his allies out of the way! He still gets caught in the explosion, but survives!
The spawners are all destroyed, and the Kalph-Qaeida base is in ruins. They never expected someone to show up with overpowered weaponry.
Ballas(BOSS!) fires an aimed shot at Blockhead801245's neck! The shot misses, but it strikes him in the face instead!

Explanation: Random number roll to determine if Blockhead instantly dies. He rolls a critical success, and lives.Blockhead801245 was hit for 40 damage, incapacitating him.
Sectoid fires an aimed shot at Player's groin! The laser manages to hit something in the distance instead!
LillicaPlumb's car was hit for 20 damage and was killed. It explodes in a violent fireball.
The explosion damages LillicaPlumb for 278 damage.SupaL33t_Cap_A_C0P opens fire with the Laser Sniper, but misses! The shot strikes someone in the distance!
Qweeper was critically hit for 7 damage and was killed. The shot causes him to go flying into the air violently, cartwheeling the whole time.
Ballas (BOSS!) is reloading the .880 Rifle!
Kalph-Qaeida (Neutral)Ballas (BOSS) armed with
.880 Rifle 30/40 HP
[Firearms]Proficent[Social Skills]Trained[Enhanced Reflexes]Takes less time to aim at a target and can occasionally dodge projectiles.
[Agility]Fast movement speed.
Sectoid armed with
APOC2.2 Laser Sniper (Wounded)
[Energy Weapons]TrainedSupaL33t_Cap_A_C0P armed with
APOC2.2 Laser Sniper (Wounded)
[Energy Weapons]SkilledIt's okay to combine multiple choices.- Retreat!
- Quickly fire a shot at the boss and stun him.
- [Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card]Explain that it was a misunderstanding. You're the new guy they sent over and your buddy has an itchy trigger finger.
- Surrender?
- [Version 21 Postcard]Offer to lead them to the promised land.
- Attempt to summon the Guardian Angel.
- [Firearms]Trained Quickdraw!
- [Energy Weapons]Trained Quickly hose these guys down with the Laser SMG.
- [Blood Bag]Spray the blood bag on these guys and hope they die of Ebola. Worked in The Assassination, should work here, right.....?
- [Vuvuzela]Explode their eardrums.
- [Rickroll BoomBox]Kill them with the power of Rick Astley.
- [Cocaine]Attempt to sell drugs.
- Bribe them with money.
- [Medic]Trained Quickly attempt to heal Blockhead.
- [Medic] Trained Offer your healing "services" to the Kalph-Qaeida terrorists.
- [Social Skills]Somewhat Untrained Attempt to talk these guys into leaving you alone.
- Other: __________
Your StatsHealth: 15/15 HP HP
Armor: Concealed Vest 20/20 HP (Protects against pistols, SMGs, and shotguns, but not melee weapons.)
Karma:Evil
Blockhead801245 armed with
Mini-Nuke -40/15 HP
DYING!1)APOC 2.2 SilentPistol
2)Old School Rifle
3)Heedicalking's Tsunami
4)Empty Slot[Firearms]Trained [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]TrainedInventory(Certain items do not use slots.)1)Laser SMG with 20/20 rounds. The batteries automatically recharge themselves, so ammo is not an issue..
2)T+T Sniper Rifle 4/4 rounds, 2 mags left
3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 1 mag left
4)T+T Cowboy Magnum 6/6 rounds, 4 clips left
5)Eardrum Blasting Vuvuzela (no ammo required, just use the power of your voice to kill people.)
6)Rickroll BoomBox (No ammo required, it runs on batteries that last a pretty long time. Capable of killing.)
Cocaine
Flashlight
Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
$425Version 21 Postcard
Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
[Firearms]Trained Gunning people down.[Close Combat]Somewhat Untrained CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.[Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.[Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc[Explosives]Untrained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.[Social Skills]Somewhat Untrained Talking to people and not being antisocial. [Medic]Trained Heal people more effectively.[Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.PerksGuardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special
.454 Mystery Handcannon.[/list]