Author Topic: Merasmus the Wizard  (Read 19244 times)

You get one blocko handgun

i wish for a non-stuffty star wars movie

You get a pissy star wars movie.

I wish for the goyim to rember the  6 gorillionshekillionbillion that deid in the holocaust, killed by evil aryans just like them

You get a pissy star wars movie.

I wish for the goyim to rember the  6 gorillionshekillionbillion that deid in the holocaust, killed by evil aryans just like them
they "rember" them. Unfortunately, "rember" is a slang term for necrophilia. (I'm totally making this up.)

I wish my breathing was normal.

You exclusively breathe through your mouth

I wish for ducks

You get docks. You now own your personal harbor. Cool?

I wish for an ecksbawks thweesicksty

you get a pee es threesome

i wish to not have my mood swings like this

you get a pee es threesome

i wish to not have my mood swings like this
You have your mood swings like


I wish for nothing.

The entire universe and existance itself is deconstructed into nothing.

I wish for pantsu.

you get shirtsu

I wish for shekels

you get a jelly donut for no damn reason.


I wish for a chocolate house.

It comes with one hell of a rodent problem.

I wish for fish.

It comes with one hell of a rodent problem.

I wish for fish.
You get eaten by a whale.

I wish for a Rubik's Cube.

You get a Rubik's Cube with 100 squares on each side.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift, and whenever I want to.


All right, but you can only shapeshift into a balloon animal.

I wish for laser sharks.

You get a machine that forms shark-like shapes with lasers.

I wish for any laws to be void when it comes to me, Rigel Hernandez.