I Almost Died

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Well, I almost had a large kitchen knife in my foot. I was standing in the kitchen making myself a cup of tea, and my mom was next to me about to make tomorrow's dinner (don't ask why). Well, as if my fear of sharp ass things didn't make things bad enough, my mom loving DROPPED THE loving KNIFE on the ground. It landed point first on the ground about 1-2 centimeters away from my left foot.

Discuss your near-death experiences

EDIT: I know I wouldn't have died I meant that part as a joke. But I almost had a kitchen knife in my foot and that would have been a bit painful

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[dudeman162]

How could knife wounds in the foot kill someone?

[joe411]

How could knife wounds in the foot kill someone?

ever play call of duty?

[Doughboy]

How could knife wounds in the foot kill someone?

i sometimes keep all my vital organs in my foot

[Freek]

you won't die from a stab wound in the foot unless the blood loss is extreme

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Lol I was kidding when I said that I'd die. Probably should have included it in OP

[Maxwell.]

well your fear of sharp ass things is getting to you right now
the chance of that killing you is not high

[ThatRandomGuy]

You didn't have a loving Combat/hunting knife  almost hit your head...

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=272211.0

[Freek]

Lol I was kidding when I said that I'd die. Probably should have included it in OP

doesnt sound that way to me, BUSTER

[lightbox]

I almost accidently put a wet one of those fork things you put in meat into an outlet

That could have been a shocking experience

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

doesnt sound that way to me, BUSTER

shh... Nobody needs to know

[IkeTheGeneric]

You didn't have a loving Combat/hunting knife  almost hit your head...

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=272211.0

That's whatcha get for not using a tool for it's intended purpose :y

[Juncoph]

a friend of mine almost got hit by a drunk driver once

[the hacker]

It's actually possible to die from a foot injury.

[ThatRandomGuy]

It's actually possible to die from a foot injury.

But it is the thickest tendon in the body....