A Goblin's Tale

[grunterdb1951]

March in, and claim that stuff as your own. If anyone gets in your way, acid puke them center of mass and/or turn them into clowns to serve you in battle.

[Ad Bot]

[Biohazard]

March in, and claim that stuff as your own. If anyone gets in your way, acid puke them center of mass and/or turn them into clowns to serve you in battle.

You stride up the hill to the door and vomit furiously on it in an attempt to make your way inside.

But the effort is wasted; you cannot barf. It seems some sort of magick ward is protecting the castle.
What do you do?

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

dig a pit under the castle so it'll fall in, then climb in to the castle from the roof.

[grunterdb1951]

If all else fails, knock on the door using your grubby green hands.

[Biohazard]

dig a pit under the castle so it'll fall in, then climb in to the castle from the roof.

What a brilliant idea! Dig the castle into the ground!

But wait-. You can't possibly do that.

If all else fails, knock on the door using your grubby green hands.

Maybe knocking will work. You walk up to the door and give it a good knocking.


Soon after knocking, an elderly voice from inside calls out.

What do you do?

[grunterdb1951]

Step closer and get ready to devour the face of anything that's on the other side of the door. Literately devour, you're putting those chompers to work.

[Biohazard]

Step closer and get ready to devour the face of anything that's on the other side of the door. Literately devour, you're putting those chompers to work.

You step closer and a hatch opens from the door. You can't get a good look at his face, so you can't possibly devour it.

You consider your options.
What do you do next?

[Lego lad]

bite the finger

[grunterdb1951]

Instead of pulling his finger, pull off his arm and eat it. A arm will have to do.

[Biohazard]

bite the finger

You bite down hard on his finger.

Instead of pulling his finger, pull off his arm and eat it. A arm will have to do.

You start working your way up his arm to devour the whole thing.

He yells and pulls you through the hatch!

Probably gonna take a break for a couple hours or so.

[grunterdb1951]

We can wait.

[Tophat2]

awh, sleeping for too long, missed stuff. although I like where this is going

I like the artwork too :)

[Lego lad]

eat the door and escape

[Legodude77]

Continue through hatch.

[Biohazard]

that was a bit longer than a couple hours, sorry

eat the door and escape

You try to eat the door, but your face is already inside!

Continue through hatch.

You have no choice but to continue.
You fall flat on your face and stand to see a tall wizard-looking fellow before you. He seems pretty friendly for a guy that almost got his arm eaten.

"Not many people pull my finger," He says. "I guess everybody knows that trick by now."
What do you do now?