i'm getting extremely mixed feelings from this girl

[Crispy_]

she wants the d

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[IkeTheGeneric]

dude she's more into you than kanye west is into himself

[Moriarty]

here's what you gotta do
you just gotta be like
Hey girl
Heard you uh
You uh wanted some of my vanilla sugar stick
and then send her a picture of you wearing
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[SimpleFish]

You have to kill her, it's part of the cycle that happens every 100 years.

[weaver123]

Yeah you're probably just a game to her; sorry to tell you this.

[lightbox]

here's what you gotta do
you just gotta be like
Hey girl
Heard you uh
You uh wanted some of my vanilla sugar stick
and then send her a picture of you wearing
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I see something there that might get you banned

[Moriarty]

I see something there that might get you banned

a man's body? what are you some kind of family man -_-

[lightbox]

a man's body? what are you some kind of family man -_-

You don't see the dong?

[Daswiruch]

I see something there that might get you banned

yeah you can see the side of the dude's richard

[Jaxx]

You don't see the dong?

it's called FASHION

[Bisjac]

well by the txt logs, you are looking like the gay best friend...
that is loving girl-talk man.

consoling a chick on her dating problems is not a sign of you two hooking up.
girls cant trust other girls for good advice, they only pat each other on the back and girl-power each other.
but they will spend countless hours spilling that stuff to another guy.

[hillkill]

i don't know much about women, but they don't like to give you that feeling of gratification being told that you are loved by someone. they drop subliminal hints so they can get that gratification. she's probably a.) bipolar, b.) a horrible person, or c.) depressed/anxiety and needs someone to be there.

[Freek]

well by the txt logs, you are looking like the gay best friend...

i was just about to put this in the OP, took the words right out of my mouth

[Moriarty]

You don't see the dong?

i don't look at richard brother damn
loving weird gay kids looking at richard and stuff

[NewcastleScotchAle]

Friendzoned like a motherforgeter.