I remember one that my great-grandfather had (he died in 2008). He was in World War II in one of the D-Day invasions (Utah Beach iirc). At one point, he had to literally pretend he was dead to prevent being caught/killed by German soldiers. One of them even poked him with the end of his gun. I think my great-grandfather ended up spending Christmas hiding in a bunker and was in Germany by VE Day
They made my parents who made me and I'm awesome
25% and 25% awesome made your 50% awesome parents.
Your 50% and 50% awesome parents made a 100% awesome kid.
