come up with things that are weird to say in general

[hodot]

"I see you have pants on. Cool."
"Your front butt is of mammoth proportions."
"You must eat a lot."
"Can I have your hips? They're so wide and unnatural."
"Do you like anime? You look like my waifu."
"Rub peanut butter on yourself and do the hokey pokey."

this is what we've come up with so far

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[Alternat¡ve]

[Freek]

Rub peanut butter on yourself and do the hokey pokey.

[ßlöükfáce]

a girl at my school asked me "will you suck my richard" today
she got a referral for it too

[hodot]

a girl at my school asked me "will you suck my richard" today
she got a referral for it too

hot

[AFRO NINJA 3579]

watermelon is a type of meat

[sir dooble]

a girl at my school asked me "will you suck my richard" today
she got a referral for it too

Did you refer her to your trouser department?

[AFRO NINJA 3579]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP42y28GTqc

[*FacePalm*]

is it possible to melt a door?

[hodot]

is it possible to melt a door?

not if the trout says the garage door won't open

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

not if the trout says the garage door won't open

But what if the moose turns off the lights?

[AFRO NINJA 3579]

 i take a look at my enormous snake then all my troubles will melt away * my trouser monster *

[*FacePalm*]

i feel like we're suddenly devolving back to xd random chair waffles

those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

[lightbox]

Why are your nipples orange? (The types of conversations I have with my friends)

[hodot]

i didn't want this to happen

no one wanted this to happen