X happens, but...

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But your time machine breaks from changing events, and suddenly you're in 1863 at the Civil War in the Battle of Gettysburg!
Only now did you even remember you had a time machine.

But then you realize you are probably forgeted, so you hide in a ruined building like a pusillanimous individual.

But a general finds you and escorts you to a nearby (relatively) safe area to rest up.

But then you have a nightmare of an assassin from the enemy army killing you. You wake up, and there's an assassin there! O NOES!!

suddendly you realise you were temporarily blinded, thus after wiping your eyes, something.....

suddendly you realise you were temporarily blinded, thus after wiping your eyes, something.....
you did it wrong (ò_óˇ)

But suddenly, you realised that you forgeted up, and the great god gabe newell has reset your progress. (START OVA)

but he didn't you're still back in time being a little pusillanimous individual

But the assassin that you thought was there was actually a hallucination that was a side-effect from traveling through time without warning.
but then I cheated and did another one to get the plot rollin'
But then a letter suddenly flashes right in front of you, saying: "yo im form the feuter an 2 get out u hav 2 win batle k"

The letter dies. The everything dies. Your clothes die.

but you then get revived

only to be sodomized by Jesus

Whom gets crucified for doing such a terrible deed.

Jesus then gets revived because hes so badass good luck countering a fact that was in the bible

But the guy from Hatred kills him again.