Author Topic: come up with things that are weird to say in general  (Read 825 times)

free cookies to the first one to win in last place

"do plants hump?"
"y'all this reminds me of when i was in prison"

So one time I was dreaming and in my dream I forgeted an F-86 Sabre jet fighter in the exhaust and I woke up with my hand and a mess both in my pants

This actually is a true story
« Last Edit: January 22, 2015, 10:55:33 PM by Dragonslayer182 »

anything that comes out of my mouth at school

like

"im thinking of an object, it deals with tentacles"

"it's not an octopus or squid"

"it's a pair of tentacle glasses"

So one time I was dreaming and in my dream I forgeted an F-86 Sabre jet fighter in the exhaust and I woke up with my hand and a mess both in my pants

This actually is a true story
not an A-10, not an AV-8B, not an F-35B, but an F-86

not an A-10, not an AV-8B, not an F-35B, but an F-86

you say it like that's the bad part

you say it like that's the bad part
I'm saying it like its specific

i feel like we're suddenly devolving back to xd random chair waffles

those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it
Xd... TACOS!!!!! L0L

not an A-10, not an AV-8B, not an F-35B, but an F-86

I wish it were an a-10

what would happen if my nipples could shoot rockets

So one time I was dreaming and in my dream I forgeted an F-86 Sabre jet fighter in the exhaust and I woke up with my hand and a mess both in my pants

This actually is a true story
Uh- you should see a doctor about that.

Did you know I have a foreskin?

brother why is the juice in the oven