Author Topic: What would you name your child? (Read 5895 times)

Albahaca · February 01, 2015, 01:21:26 PM

Change lastname to Knight, name first son Jed Ignacio. Jed I. Knight.

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grunterdb1951 · February 01, 2015, 01:39:28 PM

Boy: Silas, Jared, Kai, Vincent, ~~Protagonist~~

Girl: Catherine, Alice, Helen, Sarah, and Megan.

neonfallout · February 01, 2015, 01:41:25 PM

Girls: Terra or Anne

Boys: Cassius or Adrian/Hadrian

Only names I can think of right now.

I LOVE the name Cassius

ThatRandomGuy · February 01, 2015, 03:01:43 PM

friend

Laughing too hard.

"friend! Clean your room!"

Boy: Alex
Girl: Samatha

Landmineman4000² · February 01, 2015, 03:13:26 PM

I'm a gigantic cunt

Hey I'm a gigantic cunt! Wanna play?
I'm a gigantic cunt go to your room!

Maxwell. · February 01, 2015, 03:14:43 PM

I would also name him knotem
I'd change my last name to portent

Slab Bulkhead · February 01, 2015, 03:17:35 PM

HellHound · February 01, 2015, 03:20:12 PM

starfish, that way they can write their biography and title it "The Life of an starfish"

Refticus · February 01, 2015, 03:33:53 PM

betel

Biostorm · February 01, 2015, 03:35:02 PM

gaylord focker

Mister Cheese · February 01, 2015, 04:00:23 PM

Inigo

tnatsissA · February 01, 2015, 04:03:00 PM

Betelgeuse

hillkill · February 01, 2015, 08:40:20 PM

Wow, like father like son.

whoa whoa whoa, what the forget is that supposed to mean?

the hacker · February 01, 2015, 08:43:27 PM

Haley.

hodot · February 01, 2015, 08:56:34 PM

i was thinking Luna but then i forgot about my last name

my ex wanted to name our kids Jude and Birdie