Author Topic: app store game gets ported to steam - IT GOT GREENLIT (Read 6152 times)

Kimon� · February 04, 2015, 05:15:11 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=386454385
i cant get over the graphics first of all, and also the combat system/gameplay looks a little... lazy? idk

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Freek · February 04, 2015, 05:15:57 PM

doesn't look bad, doesn't look good

Zanaran2 · February 04, 2015, 05:16:59 PM

where did the designers get the models from, imvu?

Kimon� · February 04, 2015, 05:18:22 PM

Quote from: Freek on February 04, 2015, 05:15:57 PM

doesn't look bad, doesn't look good

are you sure? like really sure? ok i guess

comr4de · February 04, 2015, 05:25:58 PM

Hey, you guys can't say anything mean about the game, thats evil and stalking!!! die cis scum

The game is such low quality it hurts. There are iOS titles that look LEAGUES better than this

Saying "oh its an iOS game" is kinda misrepresenting iOS a a platform. You can do plenty of good looking stuff with mac/iOS but then absolute TURDS like this are hyped to death by kotaku and succeed anyways.

When this came out my dad (maccigarette supreme) actually emailed this to me and asked me if this was like a joke game that someone released. He downloaded it to see if it ran as badly as it looked, and it does. He got it up to a decent framerate only after he shut down literally every other app idling in the background, including stuff like iCalendar and loving iTunes.

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · February 04, 2015, 05:27:18 PM

is this RWBY

Boink! · February 04, 2015, 05:28:02 PM

do they expect to sell this for money because that's a problem

Daswiruch · February 04, 2015, 05:29:37 PM

Quote from: comr4de on February 04, 2015, 05:25:58 PM

Hey, you guys can't say anything mean about the game, thats evil and stalking!!! die cis scum

[im g width=600]http://cos.h-cdn.co/14/42/1600x800/1413228932-screen_shot_2014-10-13_at_33513_pm.png[/img]

is that a dude

Kimon� · February 04, 2015, 05:29:59 PM

TV SPINOFF REVEALED :^)

ZER� · February 04, 2015, 05:32:19 PM

I think NerdCubed was right about steam greenlight letting stuffty games onto steam.

SimpleFish · February 04, 2015, 05:34:34 PM

dear god why

comr4de · February 04, 2015, 05:39:56 PM

Quote from: Daswiruch on February 04, 2015, 05:29:37 PM

is that a dude

Yes, it's the developer, john flynt

edit: ey OP, put this link in the main post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR0elstuntc

Harm94 · February 04, 2015, 09:42:17 PM

**formerly John flynt

Now known as Brianna Wu. Anita's and Zoe Quinn partner in crime.

erifpsiW · February 04, 2015, 09:51:52 PM

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The press has described it as, "Heavy Rain meets Mass Effect,"

The press just gets dumber and dumber.

tikitai · February 04, 2015, 09:59:48 PM

wait isnt brianna all feminational socialist about video games and all that bullstuff? her steam avatar is loving cloud of darkness from final fantasy