If you discovered an element, what would you name it?

[ThatRandomGuy]

Name: Phaliusium
category: Solid
Attributes: soft and short when cool, hard and long when warm. Excretes a liquid from the tip when rubbed in the warm state.
Why you named it that: You know why.

Oh you sly dog you!11!1!!!!! :D

[Ad Bot]

[crunk²]

cumsium

[Alyx Vance]

cumsium

This is the element that is excreted from Phaliusium

[SquartleTurtle]

Name: cuntium
category: sub chemical of my richard stench
Attributes: forgets your mom
Why you named it that: in a dream osama told me to name it cuntium so yeah

[AtlasBlue]

Name: Blutonium
Chemical Symbol: Bu
Category: Actinide Metal
Attributes: Glows bright blue, solid at room temperature, 100x as radioactive as refined Plutonium in it's raw form. An excellent source of power.
Reason for name: I think you can figure it out.

[WaterOre]

Name: Flubbium
category ( Noble gas, etc ): Semiconductor
Attributes: Bouncy semiconductor that causes intense hallucinations when looked at the wrong way
Why you named it that: To honor the great flubbman

[The Resonte!]

Name: Lvoecarftium
Chemical Symbol: Lc
Category: Metal
Attributes: Red hot. Does not reduce in temperature, only shrinks until there is nothing left. Extremely radioactive.

[-Setro-]

Name: Setroium
category ( Noble gas, etc ): Gas
Attributes: Glows cyan when exposed to light, highly flammable
Why you named it that: because why not

[Bisjac]

assfistium

[XR-7]

Name: XXXXXXXXX
Symbol: X
Category: Gas
Attributes: Ingesting .000001μg of this colorless gas will cause every organ and soft tissue in a human body to instantly disintegrate. Cooling the gas to -2^o F will turn it into a glowing, orange, completely harmless solid substance.
Why?: Cause the letter X is cool

[Lego lad]

altium

[Biostorm]

Name: Not Important
category ( Noble gas, etc ): Metal
Attributes: Kills you instantly, can be used for a genocide crusade
Why you named it that: I just hate this loving world and the human worms feeding on its carcass

[SeventhSandwich]

Lol @ the people thinking they can discover another non-Noble gas.

pay attention to your periodic trends in chemistry class, kids.

[Maxwell.]

urgayium

category: electrk

[Alyx Vance]

category: electrk

attributes: rekt