Showed Female friend screenshots of the BLF

[Epicduke]

i show my friends some weird blf caps sometimes and every time they do some kind of weird cringe face and i laugh

[Ad Bot]

[Rabbot32]

Honestly, if you showed her half of the stuff I say-

Name:  Florbium
Category: Maybe.
Natural State:  Flaccid dong.
Attributes:  Corrects the wrong write of the with and of wrong.
Why you named it that:  Praise to florbos.
Location(s) found: In the skyland of the yesiverse.
Atomic Mass:  Lamp oil.
Melting point:  Yes.
Boiling point:  Only of the not low.
Electrical conductivity:  Maybe and with but also.

She'd think we're all bloody mad.

[Biohazard]

Dammit, must be a normal japanland cartoon.

normal japanland cartoon = hentai

[Biostorm]

what

possibility that a real life GIRL read my posts?????

omg guys

i feel insecure

wat should i say now??

wait what's a girl again

[ThatRandomGuy]

wait what's a girl again

A person without a snake who has a vagina instead and breasts.

[§am§on]

wait what's a girl again

a robot sentient put on this world to serve men pepto-bizzmall (and also to wear shoes, or something idk).

[lightbox]

A person without a snake who has a vagina instead and breasts.

Technically males have breasts aswell.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Technically males have breasts aswell.

Yeah, well females breasts are bigger than males unless males have Moobs

[§am§on]

Technically males have breasts aswell.

lies

[Ragequit]

No...? My crush and I were totally different and don't talk to each other, New girl arrives and she and I are really good friends

stick it in her pooper

[beachbum111111]

Should have shown her the snake is bleeding thread.

Or the docters goodbye

[ThatRandomGuy]

Should have shown her the snake is bleeding thread.

Or the docters goodbye

Or the "Tale about a half naked man and some floss" or the snake jar.

[Ragequit]

i think the poop megathread would have sufficed

[ThatRandomGuy]

i think the poop megathread would have sufficed

I think I have screenshots of that somewhere

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

why dont you just say girl in the title OP
its a lot shorter and less awkward that "female friend". makes it sound like you want to avoid being seen with someone who has cooties, you feel me