stop oppressing me forgetboy! I am a trigendered helicopter gunship, it has been my dream to fly over the middle east and kill Baathists and ragheads alike!

i loveually identify as an attack Helicopter. ever since i was a boy i dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. people say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and i'm mentally ill, but i don't care, i'm beautiful. i'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 hellfire missiles on my body. from now on, i want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. if you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.