Maxwells first person adventure - End.

[Maxwell.]

"mr milkman"

"Is that your codename? My names Ron, pleased to mee-"


A tank shell lands and everyone hits the floor, Ron begins shoot and tell you to go inside and hide, the turks are coming.

What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk.]

Ask the Turks why Constantinople got the works

[Maxwell.]

Ask the Turks why Constantinople got the works

You run up to the frontlines to ask.

stuff.





Thank god for american air power.


Do you take ron with you or leave him?

[}]Crazy[{]

yes. tell him about milk on the way

[Epicduke]

yes. tell him about milk on the way

[Maxwell.]

You tell him about your milk, he's pretty accepting of it but deep down he really thinks you're awkward, also the fact he isn't making eye contact.

[Bomberguy]

shoot incendiary milk capsules that were left over from the Vietcong bootleg

[Nonnel]

Force him to try some milk

[Maxwell.]

You land the helicopter and get out.

Force him to try some milk

You offer him milk and he accepts without force.


Where do you go?

[Abstath]

start a milk nation

[Electrk.]

demand he give your milk back then go for a swim

[Nonnel]

Punch his lights out for stealing your milk

Create New Constantinople

[grunterdb1951]

Create a strictly lactose tolerant city state

[Tumbleweed]

Create a strictly lactose tolerant city state

or else death
by milk

[Maxwell.]

You are hereby the king of Lactostinople!