The MacGyver Generator

[PurpleMetro]

"Chopped off a meteor on a crash-course to Earth with a white crayon"

[Ad Bot]

[Aperture Science]

"Chopped off the ocean with an empty water bottle."

jesus that must be a huge water bottle

[ForgetLavender]

"Threw Kurt Cobain with my rooster"
done

[Reshiram]

[gr8dayseth]

"Stabbed the secret to existence with a stick covered in barbed wire"
sorry

[ForgetLavender]

I'm sorry guys, but it doesn't get any better than this.

[TableSalt]

Dodged bronies with water.
Smacked Badspot with a spoon.
Killed a kitten with a coin.
Created the ocean with a lawnmower.

[Clone v.117]

"Stopped the ocean with fire"
forget

[gr8dayseth]

"Closed Bill Gates with a pencil"
"Shipped the known observable universe with a copy of the latest Nickelback album"

[Masterlegodude]

Assaulted Kim Jong-un with a copy of the latest Nickelback album
Stopped Kim Jong-il with a stern pep talk
Stopped Adolf Riddler with projectile vomit
Assaulted bronies with PK Fire
Killed Kim Jong-un with an ass-whoopin
Blew up furries with a baseball bat
Burnt a fire with a kitten
Created Kim Jong-il with water
Broke a snake with a knife
Killed water with an empty water bottle
Defibrillated a fire with fire
Killed power with a battery
Broke the ocean with ass
Started Bill Gates with PK Thunder
Talked to furries with a guitar
Chopped off ass with my rooster

Deactivated IGN with water
YES, THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO END MY LIST ON

[Pie Crust]

Defibrillated electricity with my rooster
Burnt Kim Il-sung with an orange
Dodged a bullet with PK Thunder
Closed America with a kitten

lol

[querty67]

Broke god with a pen
Stopped crCIA city with a lawn mower

[Snaked_Snake]

Created homemade coconuts with PK Thunder

wat

[Inap]

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[Xhozer]

Stabbed dragons with PK Thunder