Author Topic: The MacGyver Generator  (Read 3005 times)



Constructed a snake with fresh dog stuff

Dog stuff carrots, now in style.

Generated almonds with PK Thunder

Broke Adolf Riddler with a swift kick to the genitals

Locked Kim Il-sung with spiders

poor kimmy

Killed a nuclear bomb with a coin

You heard it here first, guys.

Killed a nuclear bomb with a fork

Damn you beat me!

Stabbed Bill Gates with the help of Captain Planet!

Assaulted Detroit with a fork

I'm willing to bet this has happened before.

Defibrillated a morbidly obese human being with a paperclip

"Threw the Internet with the help of Captain Planet!"

Well then.



but this one takes the cake honestly:

"Cracked open Five Guys Burgers and Fries with fresh dog stuff"
i'm done

Generated the bullet from a .22 cal rifle with fire
Locked electricity with a pencil
Tossed poop with an apple
Locked the ocean with ink
Touched Bill Gates with a copy of the latest Nickelback album
Blew up furries with a match


Chopped off Detroit with a match

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