Author Topic: The MacGyver Generator (Read 2965 times)

querty67 · February 18, 2015, 11:05:44 PM

Destroyed 4chan with ass apparently ass can destroy 4chan
Electrified electricity with a stern pep talk well then
Stabbed Emu Meatballs with spiders well forget
Shipped a shelf with a battery well shelves confirmed energy
Destroyed Bill Gates with a nickel sorry bill gates
Defibrillated a fire with a lemon how Is that even possible

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jonnyman5656 · February 18, 2015, 11:09:50 PM

"Created a nuclear bomb with a spoon"
k

grunterdb1951 · February 18, 2015, 11:24:36 PM

Unlocked the secret to existence with an empty water bottle
Dodged a snake with a dead puppy
Assaulted Kurt Cobain with fresh dog stuff
Assaulted Adolf Riddler with HALLS, A PEP TALK IN EVERY DROP.
Broke the world with an ass-whooping
Constructed furries with a copy of the latest Nickelback album
Destroyed my eyes with a copy of the latest Nickelback album
Saved my eyes with a pencil

Unlocked your mom with a nickel

Klocko� · February 19, 2015, 12:45:37 AM

TableSalt · February 19, 2015, 12:49:50 AM

I cheated.

Prokiller10 · February 19, 2015, 10:06:20 PM

Electrified Badspot with a bandage

OOOOOOOOOO GET REKT

Treti · February 19, 2015, 10:08:40 PM

Zanaran2 · February 19, 2015, 10:26:50 PM

Created ass with water

i am god

SCP - 096 · February 19, 2015, 10:37:06 PM

Generated a nuclear bomb with my rooster
Assaulted a snake with ass
Touched Kim Jong-un with fresh dog stuff
Blew up the Internet with fire

gg

TheEpicRobot · February 19, 2015, 11:34:20 PM

"Shipped Kim Jong-il with a bandage."