"If they're not shooting, then that means that they're not paying attention!""I'll provide covering fire, advance!""Where are you going? Get back to where it's safe!"PAINTBALLThe last one is when I was trying to flank the last few people. My friends are not tacticool in the slightest.#rekt
"Treat the girls bad, that'll make them interested on you"
be less like blockzillahead
But that's how I turned out alright.
"Press ALT F4 for free [insert random bullstuff here]"when i was 12 i was always falling for itgod damn it
Once a minecraft addict fell for that. He was bitching about the rain ingame so someone told him that alt-F4 will make it stop. He listened.