how often do you beat it?

[MunkeyCheez]

I don't understand how people can beat off over 2 - 8 or more times a day, are they all really that horny?
Invest in a girlfriend perhaps.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

not often, that's for sure

[Mr Man]

Idk, I dont usually have time

[TheABELBOTO]

I don't understand how people can beat off over 2 - 8 or more times a day, are they all really that horny?
Invest in a girlfriend perhaps.

because a girlfriend would be willing to forget more than once a day.

[Doughboy]

as many times as michael jackson tells me to

[pefu19]

i like to masturbate everyday in the evening but lately i havent because reasons.

[Maxwell.]

whenever I feel like it which isn't every day

[Refticus]

milk the cow

[Aces]

ima quit jackin off

[AutoBahn]

[fireking]

slap the monkey

[Nonnel]

slapping the salami is the only true euphemism

[Alkatjo]

because a girlfriend would be willing to forget more than once a day.

I must be a lucky guy then.

[Nonnel]

as many times as michael jackson tells me to

are you referring to his song or his child molestation

[Koolperson101]

I like to wank it in the middle of a pentagram covered with the blood of my neighbors first born son.

So basically once or twice a day.