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ABS FIESTA REDUX
Juncoph:
--- Quote from: Qwepir on March 04, 2015, 12:11:12 PM ---you people are not going to enjoy kintharian planes then, those being designed for girls and manlets instead of big hefty nordic motherforgeters.
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excuse me
Qwepir:
im sorry, big hefty nordic and mesoamerican motherforgeters
Juncoph:
--- Quote from: Qwepir on March 04, 2015, 12:15:46 PM ---im sorry, big hefty nordic and mesoamerican motherforgeters
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better
anyway, how many dead migs does a promotion cost
Qwepir:
More than 1, but considering you've just been transferred to an airbase closer to the front lines, there is going to be actual Tier 1 equipment available instead of the antiquated stuff you took out on patrols. If you're looking to fly a strike craft at your current rank, maybe you should inquire if there are any captured Jaguars sitting about, or if the Mercanan air force would be willing to let you borrow an A-10. Just keep in mind that if you use the A-10 it is very possible that the rest of your squad will charge into the fight without you, and that you'll be a very tempting target for enemy fighters.
Juncoph:
i see
in that case
I realized two things.
One: I am actively fighting Huitzitlaotani.
It's possible that Mercanan forces have captured Jaguars, and are willing to send me one. If I recall correctly, Jaguars are cheap and Huitzitlaotanian forces rarely went through full precautions to stop any of them from being captured. There was that time that I saw them transporting some on unarmored truck beds. A group of rogue slaves could've easily hijacked them. Plus I'm sure Mercanan strike pilots would opt for planes like the A-10, because they can actually read the instruments, meaning that they wouldn't be trying to get their hands on a Jaguar of their own.
Two: I am actively fighting Huitzitlaotani.
My homeland.
I took a seat, as I had gotten to the dining hall, and started to think.
I am fighting my homeland.
I left it for a reason.
HI I'M THE THIRD VOICE IN YOUR HEAD WHO IS HERE TO REMIND YOU TO NOT BE TOO EDGY
forget off, Bob. We're trying to be serious.
WELL OK, BYE I GUESS
I realized I may have severe psychological ramifications within being at war with my own nationality, but found resolve in the fact that I left because of the barbaric concepts of slavery and gladiatorship, not to mention the disregard for the working class in favour of tourism. A poor argument, but to retain my sanity, it will have to do.
I head over to the area where the pencil pushers plan attacks and get us funding, and ask if they indeed have a disposable Jaguar.