requestschannel is a YouTube channel I recently discovered. He will say almost anything you want him to, free of charge. He won't say anything that breaks YouTube rules or is overly tribal. He has thousands of videos that range from basic "forget you, X" requests to strange monologues such as
George Beasley. Some of you may know who he is, as I found
this video about Nal.
Requestschannel uploads a new batch of requests every week or two. He just finished requests from a few weeks ago, so get started!