Now that some of the drama is cooling off, I guess I'll take some time to post my thoughts.
I don't really have a side in the argument because both sides are stupid. TrollBoat is apparently just leading us on for some reason unbeknownst to anyone but himself. He is making a fool of himself, but he is not harming anybody and what he has done is not a reasonable excuse for pages of drama. If someone joked about getting married in real life, I'm pretty sure everyone would either laugh or not care.