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Two Creepy Uncles Running to the Beat
A Short Story
by Lil' Bill
Ephialites Gaggy looked at the cigarette-like Stencils in her hands and felt unstable.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her autistic surroundings. She had always loved loud Blockland HQ with its defeated, deadly desktop computers. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel unstable.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Eric Hartman. Eric was a spiteful gay with slimy leg hairs and fragile butt.
Ephialites gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a funny, thoughtless, tears drinker with pointy leg hairs and ample butt. Her friends saw her as a stale, striped stupid. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a green betelgeuse.
But not even a funny person who had once jumped into a river and saved a green betelgeuse, was prepared for what Eric had in store today.
The sun shone like talking Flatflyer, making Ephialites surprised.
As Ephialites stepped outside and Eric came closer, she could see the vague glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want a phone number," Eric bellowed, in a caring tone. He slammed his fist against Ephialites's chest, with the force of 1566 Nal. "I frigging love you, Ephialites Gaggy."
Ephialites looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the cigarette-like Stencils. "Eric, I've got a new job," she replied.
They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two precious, poor Pie Crust bopping at a very down to earth funeral, which had Darude Sandstorm music playing in the background and two creepy uncles running to the beat.
Suddenly, Eric lunged forward and tried to punch Ephialites in the face. Quickly, Ephialites grabbed the cigarette-like Stencils and brought it down on Eric's skull.
Eric's slimy leg hairs trembled and his fragile butt wobbled. He looked autistic, his body raw like a cloudy, crispy Cheese.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Eric Hartman was dead.
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Horny Maxxi Memeinator
A Short Story
by Memewell
Maxxi Memeinator had always loved Dimly lit Maxxi's house with its magnificent, mute Memes. It was a place where he felt horny.
He was a horny, memelike, memes drinker with fat thighs and big hairs. His friends saw him as a ratty, robust random. Once, he had even saved an itchy doge that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was.
Maxxi walked over to the window and reflected on his Stinky surroundings. The drizzly teased like singing mice.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of love Jewlbag. love was a filled stupid with leathery thighs and greasy hairs.
Maxxi gulped. He was not prepared for love.
As Maxxi stepped outside and love came closer, he could see the hollow glint in her eye.
love gazed with the affection of 869 lovey grated goldfish. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want virginity taken away."
Maxxi looked back, even more stilled and still fingering the strong mouse. "love, I'm horny," he replied.
They looked at each other with lovey feelings, like two handsome, hushed humming birds fücking at a very patient Blockland Forums Anneversary, which had Elevator music playing in the background and two sympathetic uncles cumming to the beat.
Maxxi regarded love's leathery thighs and greasy hairs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Maxwell with a delighted grin.
love looked happy, her emotions blushing like a knotty, kind bag.
Then love came inside for a nice drink of memes.
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