PootisLand Political Adventure

[ThatRandomGuy]

Use shark powers to turn into a potato then launch yourself at wheatley to become overlord of earth

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Grab Wheatley and throw him into space.

[lord techno]

GIT OUT!





THIS. MESSAGE. IS. FALSE!!



*Boom*



Oh....My.....God....





RUN!! loving RUN!! WHAT DO YOU DO?!

[tber123]

Find a RPG and shoot it at the robo eyes

[Landmineman4000²]

Grab it's leg and suplex that motherforgeter into the ground

[Ladios]

Wait for it to run towards you, stop suddenly so it begins to pass over you, grab on to its weird dangly tenticles and use them to swing up onto it's back and commence riding it like a pony.

[lord techno]

Wait for it to run towards you, stop suddenly so it begins to pass over you, grab on to its weird dangly tenticles and use them to swing up onto it's back and commence riding it like a pony.

MUSH!





OH SHIII-






Heavy: *Gasp* POOTISLAND! What have you done!?



Heavy: You mean NOTHING to me now!

Left Shark: :(



GAME OVER

What do you do now?

[Juncoph]

respawn back at the strider as it gets up

when it tries to smoosh you, open wide and bite one of its toe things as it enters your weird land-shark body

[Landmineman4000²]

Grab it's leg and suplex that motherforgeter into the ground

[tber123]

Try again, but this time smash it into the ground instead of PootisLand

[lord techno]

Try again, but this time smash it into the ground instead of PootisLand

MUSH!



You crashed. Dumbass.





What do you do now?

[Juncoph]

cut the giant  cubes into blocks and reinforce your town walls with them

sell the giant alien corpse to the united states

[tber123]

Sell the alien corpse to an Alien Fighting Organization

Reinforce the town like Juncoph said

[lord techno]

Sell the alien corpse to an Alien Fighting Organization

Reinforce the town like Juncoph said

You sell the alien robot to an alien fighting organization that probably doesnt exist.



Money money mooooney!



You reinforce the town walls.

Nothing major is happening. What do you do?

[Snaked_Snake]

Call the powers of pootis to get medical supplies, enough to last a decade.