Bad translator

[Blockchip]

"Yes"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The error: The petition calculated was"

[Ad Bot]

[jonnyman5656]

"qwertyuiop"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Work"

[F3d323]

Original text:

"just forget me up"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"In the order around me he kisses in the upper interruptions"

[Zanaran2]

"Edge"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Last "

[Bomb Kirby]

Original text:

"We will now discover just how bad this translator is."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"We see today that you want to load. "

[tnatsissA]

"You are very gay."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You're too funny."

I think I hurt the translator.

[Georges]

I love these.

Original text:

"One Ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. "

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"All, one ring to find them all, black, ring, necklace, overall, a defense contract. "

[Bomb Kirby]

Original text:

"Fire alone will save our clan."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Fire is the only thing that can save the tribe."

Okay, not that tragic, let's ask it a question...

Original text:

"Can a Duck Hunt?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Lake search of international experts."

[ThatRandomGuy]

Original:
Hallo, dies ist in deutscher Sprache.

22 translations later:
"Welcome to East Germany, and death."

Seems pretty accurate

[Blockchip]

"Welcome to you office, settle down and take a seat;
Adjust the chair to your liking, then write those reports"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"She that names the welcome of the office, is calmed and the door puts a place that the seat to its magnet writes then these connections"

[ThatRandomGuy]

LOL this is so fun when using foreign languages

Started with:
Получить мой перевод чертовски исправить ублюдок
(Get my loving translation correct you bastard)

After 10 translations:
" Necessarily bitch loving"


Original text:

"BITCH! I love you!"

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:

"FEMALE DOG! The clasp! "
Well, apparently they don't recognize Welsh. >:(

Original text:

"Dyma yw iaith fy hynafiaid"

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Dyma yw iaith fy hynafiaid"

[Nonnel]

Original text:

"Walt dies at the end of Breaking Bad."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Walt will die in the end, everything is difficult."

How sad :(

[ThatRandomGuy]

Original text:

"You're a horrible site and everyone knows it"

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:

"A terrible one and all the place that is knowledgeable"

[Bomb Kirby]

Original text:

"Duck Hunt Duo!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The Assign Transplant? Type!!! There is a doctor!!!"

[Zanaran2]

Original text:

"Duck Hunt Duo!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The Assign Transplant? Type!!! There is a doctor!!!"

bomb kirby I don't think translators know what a duck hunt is