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Superbro11

March 10, 2015, 03:38:32 PM
"Pootis was first introduced to the internet by youtube username wiifreakozoid in his video called “Meet the Pootis”. “Pootis” comes from the phrase “Put dispenser here” said by the Heavy in TF2 which is used as a voice command."
...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Pootis was proposed named some first meetings to the Internet about the corrector by name of wiifreakozoid of youtube in its video the Pootis. Pootis comes some condemnations of places of verdeler have inside about the roads TF2 said in, that same an order of voice is the uses. It comes be that behind believed"

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Alyx Vance

March 10, 2015, 03:40:32 PM
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do ... I just forgetin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of "

10 translates later
"My name is not important. This is important, I...I don't like this world, human larvae eat the corpse. In the cold, hatred and suffering. I always wanted to die a painful death. -What "

Damn

Superbro11

March 10, 2015, 03:40:54 PM
Original text:

"SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBA"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"SIKE THIS THAT NUMBA BAD"

Daswiruch

March 10, 2015, 03:43:47 PM
Original text:

"Never swallow, always spit."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I do not want to eat."

CRITAWAKETS

March 10, 2015, 03:46:57 PM
Original text:

"Blockland is Amazing."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Blockland is not a surprise for you."

WAIT WHAT.

RTBARCHIVE

March 10, 2015, 03:58:48 PM
Original text:

"Stop being such an starfish."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"He goat."

Daswiruch

March 10, 2015, 04:02:51 PM
Original text:

"Thoust needs potato"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"For the acquisition of shares in freedom. "
Original text:

"For the acquisition of shares in freedom."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The leg movement."
Original text:

"The leg movement."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Party."
Original text:

"Party."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" This is one of the party."
« Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 04:09:27 PM by Daswiruch »

Bomb Kirby

March 10, 2015, 04:57:00 PM
Original text:

"Kirby Triple Deluxe"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Kirby hospital in bedroom, double room with Breakfast in bed this big "
Original text:

"I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Monster, I don't Kirby!"
Oh, and doing "Mash it with your mallet!" with 22 translations leads rather uncanny results.

The Lawyer

March 10, 2015, 04:57:11 PM
Original text:

"You must not commit adultery"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It is not an illusion."

Bomb Kirby

March 10, 2015, 05:03:04 PM
Original text:

"mlg doritos"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It's all about power."

Juliun03

March 10, 2015, 05:56:04 PM
Original text:

"Bad translator"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Translation perfect."


uhhh

joe411

March 10, 2015, 06:00:23 PM
Original text:

"Nanomachines, son. They respond to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Jack."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Nanomachines son was painful, I'm Jack, Jack, now I will have a heart attack."


""If I pull that off, will you die?" "It would be extremely painful..." "You're a big guy." "...for you.""

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"If it is a mask, and you have to die now? I'm sorry... You are a good person. Efforts to save his life."
« Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 06:03:09 PM by joe411 »

Biohazard

March 10, 2015, 06:03:22 PM
Quote from: Alyx Vance on March 10, 2015, 03:40:32 PM
"My name is not important.

"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just loving hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My life has been nothing but cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"My name is not important, what is important is that I love this house, larvae body, my life, unfortunately it always hurt like I wanted to die."

dargereldren

March 10, 2015, 06:07:14 PM

Plus, it was slow.

« Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 06:22:08 PM by dargereldren »

gr8dayseth

March 10, 2015, 06:27:08 PM
Original text:

"who the man"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It"
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