How do you bathe, forums?

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Shower
84 (73%)
Bath
4 (3.5%)
Cat servants lick me clean
19 (16.5%)
whats a "bathe"
8 (7%)

Total Members Voted: 115

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sir dooble

March 08, 2015, 02:16:18 PM
Quote from: carolcat on March 08, 2015, 02:02:02 PM
dooble, that's a loofah
No, they're a specific thing. Loofah's are gourds and are grown. These things are entirely synthetic.

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Becquerel

March 08, 2015, 02:23:17 PM
in my own feces
nah jk
i normally just stay in for about 15 minutes standing like im a statue as the water pours over my skin

giant tootsie rolls

March 08, 2015, 02:26:51 PM

Jaxx

March 08, 2015, 03:46:43 PM
Quote from: Tayasaurus on March 08, 2015, 02:09:23 PM
Don't you mean bacteria infested lady-sponge
oh
i've been using mine wrong then

carolcat

March 08, 2015, 03:46:48 PM
Quote from: sir dooble on March 08, 2015, 02:16:18 PM
No, they're a specific thing. Loofah's are gourds and are grown. These things are entirely synthetic.
i've been LIED TO MY ENTIRE LIFE

OH MY GOD



edit: ok i think the synthetic ones are called shower poufs. thank you for educating me
« Last Edit: March 08, 2015, 03:51:03 PM by carolcat »

hillkill

March 08, 2015, 04:54:28 PM
when in no hurry and want to relax: bath. when i'm in a hurry: shower.

The GI of MA

March 08, 2015, 04:58:58 PM
Quote from: The GI of MA on March 08, 2015, 08:17:17 AM

i guess since everyone is describing their shower time, i will jump on the bandwagon so i will.

- get towel, underwear, etc
- turn on shower
- make it hot af
- wait a few secs for the shower to heat up
- climb in and adjust
- start washing body and stuff
- maybe beat the meat, if you know what i mean
- shampoo my hair up
- let it wash out
- suddenly see something and zone out
- dad comes up and says "what the heck are you doing"
- i say "zoned out, why"
- he says "you've been in there for half an hour"
- curse silently as i jump out of shower
- dry myself up
- put on undies
- go downstairs and do whatever

Bomberguy

March 08, 2015, 06:24:03 PM
Quote from: Snaked_Snake on March 08, 2015, 04:11:15 AM
I bathe in the blood of dead kittens, puppies and babies.

Makes me smell like lemon combined with apple.
the edge is real

sir dooble

March 08, 2015, 06:48:26 PM
Just showered.
Followed the checklist to the letter.

ThatRandomGuy

March 08, 2015, 06:51:23 PM
"Men don't bathe, they SOAK"

If you get this reference from a certain person on a crime show you deserve a prize

jtchoi2003

March 11, 2015, 04:36:02 AM
I use mud

Steve5451²

March 11, 2015, 04:59:45 AM
I run the water until I feel it's sufficiently hot
Get nood
Get in
Lean against wall and think about stuff for 10 minutes
Grab the body wash, smother that stuff all over.
Rinse
Shampoo
Rinse
Increase temp a bit and think for 5 more minutes
Shut water off, shake hair
Get out
Clean my body
Towel dry
One swift motion completely dries my above average circumsized master race snake
Dress
Done
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