-names server Family Roleplay
-you spawn in a minigame with no weapons, and you are very small. Indeed, the host, Blockhead 9/11, uses the unique Rocket L weapon and repeatedly evaporates you in a most peculier of manner whilst pronouncing the simple, eloquent yet horrifyingly brutal word:
LOL.
And so, on you're account do these things occur. The hand of the Blockhead comes down to meet you on that very day, and he does indeed strike you down with the fury of a thousand suns - permitting none to resist him in his ineffectual wake. Thus, being of high standing do you announce the fact that, indeed, you yourself are going out of your way to retire when in a flash of Ludicrous Spontaneous AIDS (or, LSA) you witness a cold fact rising up and coming to be:
You are permanently banned from the server.
Reason: lololollll111!! fukkn nuuuoob
With that does judgement pass on to you from that One's belligerance, making known his inabillity to carry on with the original purpose he had so fervently attempted to give his prolific server.
A tragic, yet petrifying tale of abuse, rape, and murder.
Or something like that, I don't know. I don't really know why I wrote that, I just wrote down what the voices in my head told me to.
Take this cookie as a gift from me to you:
